Members of the U.S. World Cup team appeared on "The Late Show with David Letterman" on Thursday night to present a "Top Ten" list titled "Top Ten Ways To Get Americans Excited About Soccer."

10 - "Rename the sport 'Deathball 3000.'"
9 - "From now on, you can't use your feet either."
8 - "Constitutional amendment stating if U.S. wins World Cup, every American gets a brand new car."
7 - "More players who look like Mia Hamm – fewer players who look like Davor Vugrinec."
6 - "Instead of 'Gooooal!' have that announcer yell, 'Yahtzee!'"
5 - "Printed on every red card, a collectible Star Wars photo."
4 - "Drunken monkey goalies."
3 - "Find a way to involve that hilarious San Diego Chicken."
2 - "You mean millions of Americans aren't getting up in the middle of the night to watch us play?"
1 - "Give Tiger Woods a soccer ball, America will never lose again"