WNT May 18, 2010
Well, after searching long and hard for the past 15 years, we think we've finally found it. Yes, we are talking about The World's Largest Penalty Spot. We discovered what we previously thought was a mythical, elusive beast today at the U.S. training session. You can see just how big it is as compared to the 5-foot-11 U.S. equipment manager Andrew Dessert. That thing has got to be a good two-feet across, maybe bigger. When Andrew tried to grab it, it scurried away into the woods, perhaps never to be seen again. Luckily, we were able to snap our version of the Patterson-Gimlin footage, but only history will tell if the experts can verify the authenticity of our photograph. We swear, it was real.